Jokes that never get old
Clean, timeless and groan-guaranteed.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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An impasta.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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He was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear.
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Why can’t a leopard hide?
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Because it’s always spotted.
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I told my computer I needed a break…
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and now it won’t stop sending me KitKats.
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Why did the math book look so sad?
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It had too many problems.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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Igloos it together.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Nacho cheese.
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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It was two-tired.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Nothing — it just waved.
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Why are physicists so good at parties?
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They know how to be in their element.
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How do you organize a space party?
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You planet.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged.
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What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
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A dino-snore.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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They’d crack each other up.
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What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
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A blood orange.